Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce found in a puddle

He was sodden and looking a little grumpy. I rescued him. His armour and chain mail obviously bearing him down. With a shake of the wrist, I flicked him into my wallet to dry out. I mused that, after successfully leading Scotland to independence at Bannockburn in 1314, ending up floating in a puddle was somehow a little ignominious.

I’ll spend him wisely.